Catnip 'Cats before twats' Keyring
Materials: 100% zinc alloy
Features: Because priorities matter. This elegant little reminder features a gloriously unimpressed cat, aggressively lounging like it pays rent, paired with a bold message that says what you’re already thinking: Cats. First. Always. Perfect for keys, bags, or silently judging everyone around you, this keychain is ideal for cat lovers, introverts, and anyone who has absolutely had it with nonsense. The pastel charm softens the blow just enough before the message lands.
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Standard delivery, 3–5 working days:
- Orders under £25 - £5.99
- Orders £25–£49.99 - £3.99
- Orders £50 and over - FREE
We currently ship to the UK only.
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You can return or exchange your order within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unused and in resellable condition, with all tags, barcode labels and original packaging intact. Accessories should be returned in their original branded box, inside a protective outer box or postal bag.
Return postage is at your cost unless we sent the wrong item or the item is faulty. In those cases we'll refund up to £10 in postage on receipt of a valid postage receipt.
Online orders can't be returned in store.
Returns address: House of Disaster, Unit 4, Hackhurst Lane, Lower Dicker, Hailsham BN27 4BW, United Kingdom
Refunds are processed within 3 working days of receiving your return.
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